Why my Wireless Internet is now Topping my SUCK IT List

I have so many posts planned (seriously, a whole list of 'em!), but a little something TECHNICAL keeps getting in my way...

Can someone please send IT support? Or the geek squad? Or the entire staff of the mac genius bar? Or copious amounts of wine? Or maybe a little something called patience?? Thanks.

ps - I am also clearly a genius photographer judging from the light on that first pic. Sheesh!